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Not so serious marriage
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My
wife and I were both happy for twenty something years ... then we met.
Marriage
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Marriage
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Marriage
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Marriage
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Marriage
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Marriage
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People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least
a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no
secret at all. Marriage
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I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Robert
Redford. Marriage
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am,
I married the wrong man." Marriage
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I haven't spoken to my wife for months. I don't like to interrupt her.
Marriage
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
Marriage
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Marriage
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems
longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was nearly impossible. Marriage
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by
the time she brings it to the couch. Marriage
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald
and still think they are beautiful. Marriage
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the "y" becomes silent. Marriage
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year
married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. Marriage
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A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact,
I like your mother-in-law better than mine." Marriage
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How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry
done free.
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